Due to such high demand and the angry emails about no updates . . . de blog is back.

Well Army week rounded out rather nicely. We had to have hit the plebes rooms at least four times apiece over the course of the week. Some suffered as many as eight. Short of it was that we kept hitting the plebes with stuff like wrecked lockers (taking the shelf pins out), taking their all of their shower handles except three thus forcing them to shower in each other's rooms, and shaving cream bombs. It took until Thursday for them to retaliate and when they did it was good.

My room was covered in blue paint, glitter, that fake snow stuff, ketchup, chocolate sauce, mayonaise, fish in our ceiling, and . . . .count them . . . SIX shaving cream bombs. Only took us about an hour to clean, but by then it was lunchtime for the plebers. LT came by to give us his astonishment and asked us if we wanted the plebers to come clean it up. We assured him that everything was completely copesetic and that we would handle it ourselves. We proceeded to retaliate with due force by hitting the four rooms that attacked us with ketchup, chocolate syrup, maple syrup, mustard, mayonaise, and soy sauce. Since this happened all of the plebes' racks became extremely depressed and resorted to committing suicide by jumping out the windows. Such a pity.

Some plebes decided that this was too much too bear and attempted to resort to violence. Poor form. All in all there was absolutely no doubt among 14th company that the second class emerged victorious in 2005.