Ok . . . one of the worst plane rides ever. The hour long hop from Minneapolis-St.Paul (MSP) to O'hare was fine. But the trip from O'hare to Baltimore just sucked. First I get on the plane and their a huge dude who looks like he could be an offensive lineman for the Dallas Cowboys in the middle seat. Five minutes after I sit down he adjusts his arms from the entire armrest to armrest/Jonathan. Then we had to wait on the tarmac for another 45 minutes from pulling back from the terminal until we could take off. Another cool part was the fact that it was extremely bright outside and I was trying to sleep with sunlight shining into my eyes from three different windows. Next sweet part was the screaming 6 month old baby being cradled in the seat directly across the aisle from me. Also was the guy behind me that felt he needed to put his knee into the small of my back on the seat and my headrest every time he shifted in his seat, which just so happened to be about every five minutes. Finally was the heavily lisping head flight attendant who made an annoucement seriously every five minutes on the plane. This guy was so outta control that he was making prepatory-announcements. He gave us a five-minute notice on the moving-our-seats-back-up/tray-table. Great time. . . and I just love United even more now.