Carrie: Coby, can I have some tea?
Coby: Is caffeine ok?
Carrie: Nope, no caffeine please.
Coby: Ok well I have chamomille, green tea, chai green tea?
Me: *as I turn around in my chair* You know how I know you're gay?
Coby: *for the second time in the night drops his head and starts laughing*
Me: cuz you know everything about tea you homo